I took a shower with the kids today, trying to get ready to go up north. As we are getting dressed, this is in the conversation.
J: Mom, why do you were that?
M: What? My bra?
J: Yeah, why?
E: So people don't look at her mi-mi's.
J: Why don't you want people to look at your mi-mi's?
E: (matter of fact, of course) Because they will laugh at them.
*pout* What do you say to that?!
Afterwards, as I am making lunch, the kids come in with ice cream cones (pretend ones) and are "licking them" like crazy. I look over and say:
M: Don't eat too much ice cream or you won't eat lunch.
J: (looking at me like I am stupid) Mom, we are just 'attending. We are doing something called using our 'magination, it's not real ice cream, mom.
I tell you kids are so literal it's funny sometimes.
2 years ago