DON'T sample produce in a grocery store without knowing exactly what it is you are sampling. Experimenting like this can lead to a burning tongue and watery eyes. NTS: Grapes do not ease this pain.
DON'T let you kids nails grow long enough to rival Wolverine's. You, or a child in your home, might be/become the target of a tantrum throwing two year old. NTR: The child referenced is my nephew, my kids are all nail biters. Still trying to figure that one out.
DO clip those nails ASAP, before they take your eye out. NTR: No child was hurt in the declawing process.
DO know that getting the "first poop out" helps your butt "breathe" so you can finish going to the bathroom....don't ask, at least I know know that I shouldn't.
DON'T try making your baby smile and/or laugh while nursing them. This can cause a severe pinch-like pain and a startled yelp, and in worst cases, has required the jaws of life to extract the pinched part.
8 years ago
2 comments:
Very good things to remember! Especially the nursing one!
YOUR TOO FUNNY. I HAVE THE SAME NAIL BITTING PROBLEM BE CAREFUL MY SON ONCE BIT MORE THEN HALF OF HIS NAIL OFF, LOTS OF BLOOD AND A TRIP TO THE DR... HE NO LONGER BITES HIS NAILS.LOL. BUT THEY WILL GROW OUT OF IT EVENTIUALLY
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